Epsteins Jail Cell (workin)

(Scene cuts to hand snipping wire, lights waver for a second for a bit)

Scene cuts to the control room. Prince Andrew in a ridiculous law enforcement outfit enters.

Andrew: Its ok I have it from here boys. (thick british royalty accent)

Black Security Guard: Uh brah who the fuck are ...

Andrew: No it is ok it is me guys your replacement you all can go home now


Scene: Small nice jail cell with Epstein sitting in it. Comforable with some wear but not much. Jail cell opens

Epstein: Wait why..    /would you be here, how did you get in here/

(Enters Hiliary Clinton)

Hiliary: Listen Ep  we just have this issue with

Epstein: How did you get...

Hiliary: Nevermind that Jeff, listen we have some issues we need to clear up, and we really just need to make sure Bill... (hilary breifly gets a maniac look at Epstein)

(Hilliary dives at Epstein, misses and Epstein runs to the other side of the cell towards the exit)

(Queen Elizabeth Appears)

Queen: Oh look at this lovely Hilary great to see you, but you do know I have to do in...

(Epstein looks at camera, huge shocked face stupidly bewildered)

Hilary: Sorry queeny this is an job for the president

Queen: Hillary you aren't even in the govern...

(Hiliary lunges at Epstein, misses, catches the queen in the throat)

Queen: Darling no

(Bill Appears but in dark black cat suit)

Hilliary: Bill?What are you doing here

Bill: Nervously looks around eh well I uhh...

(Laugh)

 Hilluary: Don't tell me you were on his Jet too Bill... How many times...

(Pilot enters)

Pilot: We thought he lived on there mam

(Pilot Exits)

Random Old Stuff

I find myself writing a letter in a new "speed code" from the internet.
"I think u messgd us yesterday to go to the show. C if tony go to?"
This took me 30 minutes to punch out..

If there really are aliens en route to Earth, as they enter our galaxy, would the last 20 years of prime time programming make them turn back?

<outline of sketch>

<crappy space craft, silver suits, old looking monitors and control panels>

<Random Alien Shipperson>
Sir, we have some unique radio waves being received, it seems we have found a civilization producing some sort of visual broadcast.

<Captain>
Interesting, put it on screen.

<screen crackles, older broadcast comes on the air, lets say howdie doody, Aliens watch the screen in amazement.>

<Captain>
Well looks like an interesting group. Lets see what other things they are broadcasting..


Bradleys was like Ross plus Kmart

11/2/2010

That little splash of dirt, the little drop that hits on your calves as you walk. It just lightly flys up off your shoe and sticks right to the back of your leg. Thats the one that kinda drives you crazy as you walk. It just hits right there, this cold feeling shooting up your skin. If its big enough it chills right to the muscle, tensing you up as you march forward.

"It's like rotting wood" she responded. "Like damp rotting wood"
"And somehow the moss is rotting too. Everywhere you feel the weight of the water. It's in the air too"

And it was everywhere you looked. Rotting, huge wood soaked with water, holding it in and just buckling under the weight. These redwoods had seen the dawn of civilization and lived to tell about it, all through the access to plentiful water. It was truly majestic.

11/1/2010

You're just sort of like are there. and then suddenly here. But never are you really all there. anymore. It sorta slips. and you can feel it slipping. Your looking around at everyone and they look so young, And you can feel it now. The slipping. The dark hole that's always pulling you. But you just can not feel it move you all the way yet. It just slips away slowly, reminding you every so often at first. You feel pulled, further and further. It doesn't change, but surrounds you with the hole. It tells you ever so sweetly of its self. If it didn't you wouldn't care. But it always tells you.

I loath that day it doesn't anymore.