Random Old Stuff

I find myself writing a letter in a new "speed code" from the internet.
"I think u messgd us yesterday to go to the show. C if tony go to?"
This took me 30 minutes to punch out..

If there really are aliens en route to Earth, as they enter our galaxy, would the last 20 years of prime time programming make them turn back?

<outline of sketch>

<crappy space craft, silver suits, old looking monitors and control panels>

<Random Alien Shipperson>
Sir, we have some unique radio waves being received, it seems we have found a civilization producing some sort of visual broadcast.

<Captain>
Interesting, put it on screen.

<screen crackles, older broadcast comes on the air, lets say howdie doody, Aliens watch the screen in amazement.>

<Captain>
Well looks like an interesting group. Lets see what other things they are broadcasting..


Bradleys was like Ross plus Kmart