Thursday, November 7, 2019

Epsteins Jail Cell (workin)



(Scene cuts to hand snipping wire, lights waver for a second for a bit)

Scene cuts to the control room. Prince Andrew in a ridiculous law enforcement outfit enters.

Andrew: Its ok I have it from here boys. (thick british royalty accent)

Black Security Guard: Uh brah who the fuck are ...

Andrew: No it is ok it is me guys your replacement you all can go home now


Scene: Small nice jail cell with Epstein sitting in it. Comforable with some wear but not much. Jail cell opens

Epstein: Wait why..    /would you be here, how did you get in here/

(Enters Hiliary Clinton)

Hiliary: Listen Ep  we just have this issue with

Epstein: How did you get...

Hiliary: Nevermind that Jeff, listen we have some issues we need to clear up, and we really just need to make sure Bill... (hilary breifly gets a maniac look at Epstein)

(Hilliary dives at Epstein, misses and Epstein runs to the other side of the cell towards the exit)

(Queen Elizabeth Appears)

Queen: Oh look at this lovely Hilary great to see you, but you do know I have to do in...

(Epstein looks at camera, huge shocked face stupidly bewildered)

Hilary: Sorry queeny this is an job for the president

Queen: Hillary you aren't even in the govern...

(Hiliary lunges at Epstein, misses, catches the queen in the throat)

Queen: Darling no

(Bill Appears but in dark black cat suit)

Hilliary: Bill?What are you doing here

Bill: Nervously looks around eh well I uhh...

(Laugh)

 Hilluary: Don't tell me you were on his Jet too Bill... How many times...

(Pilot enters)

Pilot: We thought he lived on there mam

(Pilot Exits)







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